zeldathemes
 #noe  #ben  #side eyes  #its you 
japhers:

undyingumbrage:

going-foresightseeing:

krispykitten:

apotropaios:


Your name is SAFETY FIRSTT and HOLY SHIT DO YOU EVER LOVE TAKING THE PROPER AND NECESSARY PRECAUTIONS BEFORE ENGAGING IN ANY KIND OF ACTIVITY. You are SEVEN SWEEPS OLD and your blood is a really weird colour that no one thinks is real but hey it helps you get noticed, which is always good because then you can ENFORCE THE RULES OF SAFETY AND CAUTION ON EVERYONE AROUND YOU WITHOUT BEING IGNORED. 

you might be shaking your head and saying “are you fucking kidding me he cant be serious about this fantroll”
well screw you i am Dead serious

I’m not usually so invested into fantrolls but for the love of god look at this.

oh no hE’S SAFELY HOT

i am glad u like him vuv

like. like?
oh no, you don’t understand

japhers:

undyingumbrage:

going-foresightseeing:

krispykitten:

apotropaios:

Your name is SAFETY FIRSTT and HOLY SHIT DO YOU EVER LOVE TAKING THE PROPER AND NECESSARY PRECAUTIONS BEFORE ENGAGING IN ANY KIND OF ACTIVITY. You are SEVEN SWEEPS OLD and your blood is a really weird colour that no one thinks is real but hey it helps you get noticed, which is always good because then you can ENFORCE THE RULES OF SAFETY AND CAUTION ON EVERYONE AROUND YOU WITHOUT BEING IGNORED. 

you might be shaking your head and saying “are you fucking kidding me he cant be serious about this fantroll”

well screw you i am Dead serious

I’m not usually so invested into fantrolls but for the love of god look at this.

oh no hE’S SAFELY HOT

i am glad u like him vuv

like. like?

oh no, you don’t understand

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poopflow:

"why do you reblog your own posts"

because im thirsty for notes what the fuck does it look like

 #queue 
oras-count:

Artist: Sam
Website: Tumblr 

oras-count:

Artist: Sam

Website: Tumblr 

 #queue 

actualcrutchie:

being an angry crier is the worst because people either feel bad for you or they think they won. like no. i’m gonna punch you in the jaw. i’m just crying i’ll still knock you down a peg.

 #queue 
 #queue 

I’m just craving physical affection like
Not in a homo way just in a like
Somebody hug me I need to feel like people love me kind of way

 #negative //  #personal //  #sorry if you know me and read this ignore this 
 #queue 

lilpetrabbit:

a few days ago bf told me that a couple years ago when he played counterstrike he would respond to dudes getting angry and aggressive and hostile by saying “a kissaroo from me to you” in a slightly goofy friendly voice sort of like the voice you’d associate with a dog muppet.  he said they would absolutely lose their shit every time, insisting things like “i dont want a kissaroo from you!  only tall blonde girls!”.  they always said kissaroo.  i cant stop thinking about this

 #HOLY FUCK ITS IN HAWAII